8:53am: Blair returns from the Secret Appointment, Nick The Nicholas brings his friend Antonia Clifford to the table to plan Pride things.

9:00am: We've hit two hours. Energy seems to be waning. Disparaging things are said about my taste in music.

9:40am: New episode of Project Runway!

10:20am: Apparently it is now Chatroulette time. Rules: Eli has to yell penis every time he sees one. Nicholas is super excited.